i forget how old i am at least twice a week
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
What are you wearing?
Ever been in love?
Ever had a terrible breakup?
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
Any tattoos do you want?
Any piercings that you want?
Something you miss?
How old are you?
Loud music or soft?
Where do you go when you're sad?
How long does it take you to shower?
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Ever been in a physical fight?
The reason I joined Tumblr?
Last thing that made you cry?
Last time you cried?
Meaning behind your url
Last book you read?
Last song you listened to?
Last show you watched?
Last person you talked to?
The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
Place you want to visit?
Last place you were?
Do you have a crush?
Last time you kissed someone?
Last time you were insulted and what was it?
What color underwear are you wearing?
What color shirt are you wearing?
What color bottoms are you wearing?
Wearing any bracelets?
Last sport you played?
Last song you sang?
Last prank call you remember doing?
Last time you hung out with anyone?
Ask me shit wtf.
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
fuck i fucked up
- me after trying to do literally anything (via sextpert